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Q: What figure is like a lost parrot?
A: A polygon!

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they forgot the words!

Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?
A: A sing-a-long!

Q: Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!

Q: Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet."?
A: Because she didn't give a hoot!

Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!

Q: What's noisier than a whooping crane?
A: A trumpeting swan!

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!

Q: What bird is with you at every meal?
A: A swallow!

Mike: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Roy: Yes, it cracked me up!

Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!

Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"

Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!

Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!

Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!

Q: What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings ?
A: Two 500 pound canaries!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
A: Here Kitty, Kitty!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels!

Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock?
A: No, but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!

Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane!

Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken ?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.

Q: What key won't open any door?
A: A turkey!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!

Q: What bird is always sad?
A: The blue jay!

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side!

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